Dead Earthworm

A penis that won’t become erect during sex no matter how hard you try.

Me and Brenda tried to do it last night, but I couldn’t get hard because I found out I have a dead earthworm

by CaptainPete2024 January 10, 2024

dylan dead trim

When som1 comes back from the barber with a dead trim

Dylan came back from the barber with a dylan dead trim

by Unknown 13524 July 2, 2018

Ayub is dead ):

Ayub was driving and then a police officer pulled him over, ayub got pushed to the car, and he bended over so he could get handcuffed. All of a sudden, Ayub felt his pants being pulled down. And he felt something going inside of his stomach. Later was Ayub shot dead and killed, the weapon was penis and the shooting bullets was cum.

Me: Hey hows Ayub doing?

Policeman that cummed on him: Ayub is dead ):

by Ayub's father May 19, 2022

Dead Silence

Arab word for /brown skin/guy from /middle east/ trying to enter Europe.

Save a tree not Dead Silence refugee.

by airony February 1, 2020

dead on impact

An obscure show with wacky characters. They all love coming for each other's throats any chance they are given. Hopefully it'll get better by Season 2.

Yooo Did you see the new episode of Dead On Impact?
Yeah, hopefully Diaz will confess to Isaac this episode!
Oh you know that'll never happen, they just have him there for "representation"

by DaddyPomegranate December 18, 2020

Brain Dead Content

Media or literature that is so stupid it does not require a single brain cell to understand the context

“Dude, I’m so high I can only watch brain dead content like on YouTube right now…”

by Lurain January 13, 2023

Red dead is tomorrow

A symbolic expression to project when the playing of Red Dead Redemption Two will commence

Person 1: "hey, hope on Red Dead"
Person 2: Red dead is tomorrow

by Desklamped June 14, 2023