I could be out partying with everyone but no I'm sweating out a fever and dying in my bedroom...eat a funeral cake for me.
by K Victoria September 22, 2012
Get the funeral cakemug. When you jack off over your girl while she's sleeping, and you wake her up just before you shoot your load.
by Sillyfarmer-X February 29, 2012
Get the Surprise Cakemug. -noun (Kay'k Sly's):
A friend of possible love interest in comparison to a slice of cake.
For example, in the same way that one does not necessarily crave a piece of cake, a girl would not necessarily pursue her friend of possible love interest. Moreover, one also would not refuse a slice of cake if offered, even if one might not necessarily crave it. In this sense, the girl would gladly accept a date from this possible more-than-friend, but would not necessarily pursue it.
Ere go, a Cake Slice.
A friend of possible love interest in comparison to a slice of cake.
For example, in the same way that one does not necessarily crave a piece of cake, a girl would not necessarily pursue her friend of possible love interest. Moreover, one also would not refuse a slice of cake if offered, even if one might not necessarily crave it. In this sense, the girl would gladly accept a date from this possible more-than-friend, but would not necessarily pursue it.
Ere go, a Cake Slice.
"I totally flirted with this Cake Slice in fifth hour today."
"Oh?"
"And there's still those moments where I'm so sure he's into me, but then he'll turn around and I'll have those moments where I'm so sure he's not. Effing Cake Slices..."
"Oh?"
"And there's still those moments where I'm so sure he's into me, but then he'll turn around and I'll have those moments where I'm so sure he's not. Effing Cake Slices..."
by Rebeshka February 4, 2009
Get the Cake Slicemug. by Sexydimma November 17, 2016
Get the money cakemug. see above definitions; seen as a valued delicacy in most countries. Especially developing areas in Latin America, and Africa. It has been inscribed in many stone tablets that it originated from a mexican boy and his friends on a street notoriously known as stonecreek. which is home to the stonecreek saints.
by uhnimonjk April 27, 2008
Get the hrum cakemug. by J-Cake June 2, 2008
Get the J-cakemug. A sexual situation where a black man is on the bottom being bummed by a lil white girl, as this is happening another black man is bumming the white girl and on top of him is a black man bumming the other black man. and one more black man buming the other blackman.
Fuck me dude me n the guys fucking Alabama fudge caked that white girl last night,
oh dude you totaly missed out everyone got fucked of there face on crack and then i woke up in the middle of an alabama fudge cake.
oh dude you totaly missed out everyone got fucked of there face on crack and then i woke up in the middle of an alabama fudge cake.
by Burkieboy August 22, 2009
Get the Alabama Fudge Cakemug.