James C. Schäfer

I led a normal life until age 36 no childhood problems, no divorced parents, no health problems. I breezed through high school and college. I had a dream job. Then my life collapsed. Suddenly I had horrendous back problems. Later my daily life was dominated by phobias. I feared utility companies. Next I developed a fear of the state of Wisconsin and almost the entire Midwest.

"James C. Schäfer "
"Proficient inventor"

by WertiaCoffee November 22, 2020

C

the third letter in the alphabet

Kid: A,B,C
Me: SHUT THE FUCK UP, KID!

by pluto1024 November 29, 2020

C Team

A team that is populated by talented members, representing the "cream of the crop".

What team should I be in if I wanna be surrounded by the best?
Dude, obviously you want to join C Team

by ClearlyNotBasedGoof February 27, 2020

c a t

A word that a bunch of reddit intellectuals use on r/giofilms.

Me: that cat is creepy.
A reddit intellectual: c a t.

by Memer#1 March 1, 2020

C. H. E

C. H. E stands for crack head energy having too much is dangerous but having too little is very boring and means your a bland person.

Oh my god the band kids have so much C. H. E we should join them they seem cool.

by Wubble_bubble March 6, 2020

You can suck my A, B, C, and D!

A new phrase, created in 2020 by BP.

A - Ass
B - Butt
C - Cock
D- Dick

Person: You're an asshole!
Person 2: Well, you can suck my A, B, C, and D!

by Brenster26 March 8, 2020

The 2 C’s and 1 K

Some annoying twins and a girl. They’re the teachers pet but secretly hate him. One twin likes the girl the others gay.

Person 1: hey did you hear Cheri and Cyrus date? Person 2: yea what about kaleb? The other twin person 1: Oh,That niqqa dead Person 2: Oh they were the 2 C’s and 1 K.

by Niggawhyuneeed know March 15, 2020