Root Beer Float

A Root Beer Float is when poop and jizz are mixed. First recognized as a teen when one had to hide themselves in the bathroom to masturbate. One would sit on the toilet with a dump in the water, proceed to masturbate and turn around to jizz on to the poop in the toilet. This creates a mixture of brown and white that looks similar to everybody's favorite cold treat, a root beer float.

Poop, poop, poop, poop, poop, poop, poop, and jizz, that's what a motha fuckin root beer float is!

by R Fizzle November 16, 2025

Beer Dot

A ring around the lips from people using too much suction while Drinking beer bottles

(Created by STRXCH Beatz)

Used in a sentence:

"Yoo go check the mirror, you got one hell of a Beer Dot Partner..🍺"

by STRXCHbeatz December 8, 2025

Gamer Beer

A jug of fermented piss that sits under the desk. At one point, a gamer was either too lazy to go to the bathroom or didn't want to take a break and risk losing. In typical gamer fashion they are a slob and never bothered to get rid of it and so it has sat there brewing until a brave soul comes to dispose of it.

Derek needs to find a different hobby. He spends 12 hours a day playing video games and I found a few gamer beers brewing in his closet.

Some degenerate left a gamer beer at the Internet Cafe. If they ever find out who did it I hope they get banned and put on the blog of shame.

by Suckmytoes_77 December 9, 2025

Bikini Bottom Breast Beer

Bikini Bottom Breast Beer (BBBB) is one hell of a “beer”. BBBB consists of Pineapple juice, squirrel tits, fish shit, and finally a woman’s breast milk. The concoction is blended up and then poured all over the woman’s tits. The male then slurps it off the boobs and can suck the boobs for extra milk.

Dude you HAVEEEE to try Bikini Bottom Breast Beer

by MrWashingmachine67 December 28, 2025

Boston Butter Beer

A man drinks a drink, spits it into a girls mouth, then waits for the girl to have to pee it out. The girl then proceeds to pee it into the mans mouth

“Yeah Jessica and I did the Boston Butter Beer yesterday”

by Butterbeerbuster January 5, 2026

Beer Belly

A large belly that pokes out

That dude has a massive beer belly!

by SillyNovice January 25, 2025

fisher price beer

A half pint or similar-sized beer. A smaller-than-usual beer.

My doctor says my triglycerides are too high because of alcohol. So I need to order a smaller-sized beer. Bartender, give me a Fisher Price beer please!

by RubyD January 31, 2025