alex

squatter

Alex is a squatter because he spends too much money on games
Yo did u downgrade houses??? Thats such an Alex moment

by funkymonkey33 January 22, 2023

Alex

He’s a fucking SIMP

Guy 1: yo that guys a simp
Guy 2: No dude that’s just Alex

by AllFactsNoPrinter April 15, 2020

Mini alex

Mini Alex is a man sent from the heveans down upon earth to be its one and only protector. He has many alies and if they wish to summon him or interact with him they must yell"OHHHHH MINI ALEX" with much force, Mini Alex is a true warrior and worthy of our respect. (Side note he also likes cheeseburgers)

Person 1: Bro who's that?

Person 2: you don't know MINI Alex?

Person 1:pshhh that's a myth

Person 2: watch this OHHHHH MINI ALEX

Person 1: OHHHH MINI ALEX bro please for give me Mini Alex ong fr mb

Mini Alex: bet

by THENEBSSNAOisntreal June 26, 2023

Alex Orange Martin

The ugliest person alive some say. An Alex Orange Martin is a homeless person who lives in a bin behind IKEA in Manchester. He sneaks into the library to play video games and yell at his "friends" who he insults to make himself feel better. He does not have any real friends but some pretend to be his friend couse they feel bad for him.

I would hate to be a Alex Orange Martin

by CheekiSwede February 24, 2017

Alex

Alex is the type of person to leave his mom on the floor while he’s playing 2K and Alex is also a guy that doesn’t know how to swim

Alex is a fucking fat ass

by Ohshit67 June 24, 2020

Alex

Cmon, everyone loves him, we know this. He’s literally the best and will kill you if you hurt someone he loves

Person 1: “Yeah I beat up Alex’s best friend”
Person 2: “Oh shit here he comes you better run”

by RandomlySelected November 15, 2021

Alex

A silly little guy who will always cheer you up, he is so awesome, and your lucky to have him as a friend

Alex is so awesome and funny

by J Is Silly December 19, 2023