Jake Justino

A tall, muscular, hunk who will take your girl without even looking at her. He stores shit up his ass like undo dice, and anal beads. An absolute chad with a monster schlong about 5.3 inches, and a weight of 12 pounds.

Guy#1: Yo did you hear about JAKE JuSTinO!?!
Guy#2: YEAH MAN HE SLAPPED ME WITH HIS SCHLONG

by mattcris4n May 23, 2020

Jake

He is really stupid and like penis and want to fuck his sister and likes gay stuff and want to date lil n’as x

I hate jake

by Issabtee September 27, 2022

Jake Cuthbert

A man with a batty wider then the Mediterranean

Oh my god, I can see Jake Cuthbert's batty from Mongolia!

by BigBattyBoyLover February 15, 2023

Jake

Jake is that one guy who will have one singular friend and become the best friend ever known to mankind to that one friend and become a painfully average guy to everyone else.

Jake Being Painfully Average: “Hey.”

Random Guy: “Hey.”

by Not Id10t November 23, 2022

Jake

Short

Did you see how short Jake is? Looks like an Oompa Loompa that one

by Edgelord69420 January 18, 2022

Jake

The weirdest but coolest person you've probably met.

1: Oh hey look it's a Jake!
2: Oh cool.

by mcfuckmeintheass October 11, 2019

Jake it

Verb To look something up on google in order to have all the stats inside your massive head, and be able to act like a know it all with startling precision

"When was the last time Liverpool won the premier league?"

"Hang on, let me Jake it"

by McSyphilis January 1, 2019