Marley C : is a person who has clinically small balls but an unusually large dong sometimes over 18 inches
This causes problems when he goes in public because it droops out of his trouser leg
He is a virgin and always will be because he has erectile dis-functions and has a dong too massive to fit
and likes to be creative when it comes to wanking ( usually likes to self blow or make a hole in my little pony teddies)
This causes problems when he goes in public because it droops out of his trouser leg
He is a virgin and always will be because he has erectile dis-functions and has a dong too massive to fit
and likes to be creative when it comes to wanking ( usually likes to self blow or make a hole in my little pony teddies)
by Jhkjbkjbkjbkbjk October 18, 2019
Get the Marley Cmug. by omwtfybbg June 24, 2022
Get the gr at it cd u i c c omug. A shortened version of Tactical Chunder - A short term approach to emptying ones stomach.
Usually a Taccy C is both a tactical decision to chunder and also it involves making a tactical decision in terms of where to do it.
Usually a Taccy C is both a tactical decision to chunder and also it involves making a tactical decision in terms of where to do it.
"Where's Caitlin?"
"That last shot threw her over the edge, she decided to find a hidden place for a Taccy C"
"That last shot threw her over the edge, she decided to find a hidden place for a Taccy C"
by eepygurl August 2, 2024
Get the Taccy Cmug. Áh man, mijn dag was echt zo c o0wrjfgporting vandaag, ik wil echt c o0wrjfgporting, godverdec o0wrjfgporting.
by O~J November 29, 2023
Get the c o0wrjfg[portingmug. A West German light tank destroyer prototype armed with a 90mm cannon, developed in the 1950s. It was designed to be small, mobile, and air-droppable, allowing them to easily ambush mass Soviet armoured attacks.
It’s available in World of Tanks and World of Tanks Blitz as a Tier 7 light tank, notable for poor armour but great mobility and stealth.
It’s available in World of Tanks and World of Tanks Blitz as a Tier 7 light tank, notable for poor armour but great mobility and stealth.
by TwoOrMoreHippos May 12, 2022
Get the Spahpanzer SP.I Cmug. Hot chick's profile on Tinder: blah blah blah... add me on
(>L,o;v~e;r~H`o;l^e*s c-o*m<)
For more info about me!
(>L,o;v~e;r~H`o;l^e*s c-o*m<)
For more info about me!
by Ron L'baam November 5, 2017
Get the (>L,o;v~e;r~H`o;l^e*s c-o*m<)mug. A beautiful woman whom you didn’t know you loved. Ellie holds the power to make you smile more than you ever thought possible even if you aren’t that big of a smiler. She can be afraid to be herself around you, but once she gets to know you, the real her will shine brighter than any star.
by Itakeyourgirl March 17, 2022
Get the Ellie C.mug.