top milf

Riley's mom, normally the hottest milf around
Damn that chick is hot, must be Riley's mom, what a top milf
by Cum sandwich enjoyer December 27, 2022
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Top Feeder

A person who has skill.
by topfeeder123 April 30, 2024
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Top Feeder

A person who is highly skilled. Blesses with supreme knowledge.
That guy knows a lot, he's such a Top Feeder.
by top-feeder-blessed May 15, 2024
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Top hatting

Top hatting to take a picture of one’s penis on Snapchat and to put a picture of a top hat where one’s tip is also commonly mistaken for Lincolning top hat is used to get girls to be impressed with creativity
Dave-ayye yo bro this girls really into me what do I do
Micheal-man have you tried top hatting her
by Mad hatter man October 17, 2022
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pew top

When you get a blowjob while in a church.
Nick: Where were you durring church this morning?
Nick 2: Oh, I was getting pew top from Samantha in the back.
by ItsFreeRealEstate April 01, 2019
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suey off the top

jumping off a high place, meaning suicide off the top, used in a joking way. no harm done, usually used when playing games.
*context; in a hill, tower, about to drop down, or just any high place* playboikobe: AYY SUEY OFF THE TOP BOYS!!
by piggle riggle ri June 18, 2022
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Chocolate Top Hat

Usually happens during surprise anal, when a woman has not evacuated their bowels properly. You usually get a five second warning after you mash a turd with your meat stick. Then suddenly, she needs to shit, so you pull out and the tip of your penis is wearing a top hat made of poo.
"After Katie gave me a chocolate top hat, life was not the same. No amount of soap can ever clean me. I might as well throw my dick out."
by Turdgod December 27, 2016
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