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Bob Cratchits

Also known asCratchits’ for short, refers to a man with very large sideburns. Who often purposely grows them and refuses to shave.
Look at that man over there! He has an amazing pair of Bob Cratchits.
by eliotfisherponds March 11, 2024
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bob™

someone who is engaging in a little bit of trolling
hey have you seen that guy? yeah he's such a bob™
by skeleton lover January 26, 2022
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Bob Sheep

A sheep that is fat or lazy. Often seen in farms.
Look at that sheep over there! It’s so fat and lazy!”
“Yeah! It’s a Bob sheep,”
by Trees are best March 2, 2022
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Bob Marley

Despite his squeaky-clean image as one of the pioneers of reggae music and flying in the face of what Little Itty-Bitty Bob Midget Boy Marley's severely stunted manlet fanboys would like you to believe, Bob "Manlet Mathematics" Marley was a dwarfed, 5ft6 small, Old Toby pipe-weed smoking Ewok hobbit and, according to credible allegations made by his sadistically victimized wife Rita Marley, a wife-beating violent sexual deviant and therefore just another typical small man syndrome-infected microscopic manlet midget monstrosity. Known for constantly cheating on his long-suffering wifelet and even stooping so low as to impregnate and then promptly leave eight innocent women alone to raise his illegitimate offspring in grinding poverty while Bob "Sissy Manlet" Marley rubbed tiny shoulders with the brutally overcompensating and grotesquely gnomish, platform shoes wearing Gabonese dictator and absolute midget turbo-manlet Omar "Standing Blowjob" Bongo - the devastatingly diminutive, peculiarly petite and inherently effeminate myopic manlet pipsqueak fairy Robert Nesta "Straight Outta The Shire" Marley was certainly not someone to look up to. Because he was way too short for that. Manlets BTFO.
Manmore 1: Manlet detected. Isn't that Bob Marley standing around in that front yard over there? Manmore 2: You are mistaken. Here, take my magnifying glass. It's just a moss-covered garden gnome. Manmore 1: Oh, you're right! My apologies. Manmore 2: No problem, easy mistake to make!
by ManletDepreciator September 29, 2024
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Bobbed

Someone who gets robbed by they own dawg
Originated in Richmond Heights Orlando
Jit just got bobbed by his own homeboys
by JwettJit September 19, 2020
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BOB

The Back Of the Book, usually refering to a textbook, where the back has all or most of the answers. What you might not know is that BOB doesn't give you all the right answers, and sometimes he doesn't give answers for specific questions.
Yeah i was too lazy, so i just used BOB
by aloserlikeme June 6, 2011
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BOB

by MrGreen142678 November 1, 2022
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