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carpet dragon

MILF un-shaved on menstrual cycle
Ur mom is such a carpet dragon
by Dirttrike December 4, 2017
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troll dragon

An individual on the internet who combats, defends and or successfully slays internet trolls who happen to be drooling and farting nonsense on the internet. Often times they are fact based common sense individuals who demonstrate a palatable and succinct argument or opinion which is kryptonite to the trolls. The Troll Dragon is a noble individual on the internet in their ability to defend oneself as well as others from a single troll or multiple troll attack.
That was funny! that troll went silent after that troll dragon showed up and made him look stupid
by Arklyte July 15, 2016
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secret of the dragon scroll

The most important lesson of life, that the powers and capabilities you seek are, and have been within yourself all along.
Limitless power is waiting, dormant inside you.
Made popular in the DreamWorks film, "Kung Fu Panda" (2008, D's. John Stevenson & Mark Osborne)
(person 1): "I'm so frustrated. It feels like there's nothing I can get right. I just want to give and quit trying.'
(person 2): " It's important to at least try to understand that anything truly is possible when you realize and embrace the Secret of the Dragon Scroll..."
by Thereisnobox December 22, 2017
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Dragon slayer

An annoying weapon used by 13-16 year olds who never went outside or showered the nanosecond they touched Roblox
Guy:Dragon slayer is such a annoying weapon
Girl:ikr why did they even add it
by zaralol44 September 28, 2023
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Spitting that dragon

Similar to spitting bars, spitting that dragon is what artists and rappers do when performing. They are spitting that dragon or “spitting bars” when on the mic.
“Drake was spitting that dragon at the concert last night
by Jackrum March 24, 2022
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Pissed Off Dragon

when after sexual intercourse with a partner you take a shit in their back and smear it all over their body
man me and amy did a pissed off dragon last night and it was awesome.
by Psyclouse March 9, 2022
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Tornado anus dragon

An act in which one goes to a Taco Bell, eats at least 5 packs of Diablo hot sauce, goes home climbs into the drying machine on max heat and proceeds to shit multiple times while tumbling around in the participants feces.
Me and my boys went to Taco Bell on Saturday night, little did I know that we’d end up doing the tornado anus dragon.
by Circle Mali 35 April 4, 2022
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