redwood special

The act of sexual intercourse with a woman on her period, after which the affronting male appendage is cleaned off via fellatio

Dude: "Yo, my girl was so hot and heavy for it last night that she gave me a redwood special."
Friend: "Way to go, bro!" ***vomits uncontrollably***

by WholesomeRoland May 21, 2013

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kaiden special

when you fuck with birdy and get your cheekbone cut by a clean left hook and are left shaking in your boots

bird done him bad with the kaiden special

by jb-b007 April 25, 2024

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Smolarek special

When you hit two vapes at one and cough out a lung

Pooey is hitting that smolarek special

'What a sick cunt'

by Smolarek October 7, 2023

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Butthurt; "you're making me feel some type of way" being one of many favorite turn of phrases, Typical office bound, business suit wearing, lie to your face with a smile on theirs, while fleecing the trusting public, closeted cocaine addicts that think they are somehow above others that go to the gym and hit a treadmill for twenty minutes then take thirty minute showers because they broke a half-assed sweat that have never done anything that would involve actually getting dirt under their fingernails or calluses on their hands, and strive to have to work less for more money, especially if they can jew someone over in the process that think they live in the 1980's wallstreet era rather than the paradise that these parasites destroy for others, while robbing anyone of contentment if they can possibly find some way to justify being butthurt as though they have done no wrong in the process of becoming butthurt.

Jesus goddam christ, moron.. ..You think you're some kind of special snowflake, don't you.

by Cthulhu Rex October 5, 2018

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