pulling an ian

getting drunk and pissing your pants while crashing on someone else's couch. thus destroying your phone at the same time "water damage."

alternatively, getting drunk and telling a girl you just met that you are in love with her, creeping her out, and destroying your chance with her.

Dude he is totally pulling an Ian, he pissed on Cory's couch.

by WOLFIE_101 October 1, 2011

Pull a Brendon

A white person who tries to get away with saying racist things/slurs

That white kid is trying to pull a Brendon

by Anonymous 28331 November 10, 2018

Pulling a Respess

Taking a 2 week vacation and turning in your 2 week notice the first day of vacation.

I heard that dude is leaving his last job while on vacation. He's pulling a respess.

by Alabammaslammer August 15, 2018

Pulling a Julia

When somebody cries unprovoked and unexpectedly, usually a silent watering of tears. Typically occurs between 7-10 times a day.

Julia was Pulling a Julia today in yearbook class cause she started tearing up when she looked in the mirror and saw her minor acne.

by Pink drink's constantly January 24, 2019

pull an israel

To get an acquitted murder charge, often through corruption.

I shot that nigga in Paris the other day, so I decided to pull an Israel by bribing the judge.

by El ritardo June 27, 2018

pulling a Satanoff

turning down a female who wants to hook up or fuck

I'm pulling a Satanoff and going home.

by FSUgcc October 3, 2010

Pulling a Tyson

to appear to succeed at first, but then fail due to bad luck or being screwed over

1. <Playing Wii Sports Golf>
Chris: "There's no way I'm dropping 5 shots on the last hole"
<Putts to 11 over par>
Chan: "woop he's pulled a Tyson! i didn't come last!"

2. <Playing WWE Day of Reckoning 2>
Sam: "I'm gonna twat one of you with this bell, chosen completely at random"
<Hits Chris for the 10th time in the match>
Chris: "Not again! complete lack of character..."
Sam: "You just happened to be in the way, you're pulling a Tyson "

by snudge May 11, 2007