Ice cream sandwich

When you’re creampie’ing a girl in missionary and beforehand you place a piece of chocolate bread under her back and over yours.

Guy 1: Hey i tried out that ice cream sandwich thing

Guy 2: WHO THE FUCK ARE YOU GET THE HELL OUT MY HOUSE IM CALLING THE POLICE

by Gummmmmmmmm January 6, 2023

protein sandwich

A blow job
Sucking on a penis which is a big chunk (hopefully) of pure manly protein

My boyfriend, Brutus, gave me a protein sandwich.

Hey, Honey, "Would you like a protein sandwich?"

Penis
Cock
Schlong
Blow job

by Gingersnap August 5, 2014

phone sandwich

The thing you make when some idiot is blowing up your phone and you happen to be in bed or on the couch and don't want to continue to be bothered but don't feel like messing with the phone to turn the ringer, off or decline the call, so you stuff it under the mattress or between cushions.

That was you calling last night? I thought it was that bitch Jill again about the ten dollars I owe her so I put you in a phone sandwich.

by rabidbilly May 17, 2014

South Sandwich

The South Sandwhich is a Delicacy in most cultures and is commonly known as a vagina or pussy.

This usually moist and delectable gift is essential part of the male food chain, according to the FDA

the average male human should have a south sandwich anywhere from 5-∞ times per month to maintain
proper balance in health.

Shelf Life of South Sandwich can vary between 45-65 years.

Moe: Man i heard this place downtown got the best South Sandwich in town bro.

Kevin: Woord? we gotta hit that shit up i need some pussy

Moe: That shit gonna be over the counter tonight.

by GreenBuddah February 2, 2014

Potato Sandwich

where you put chips in a sandwich. I could describe it in three words So Fucking Awesome

Yo try this. what is it A potato sandwich

by lit boy 1234 October 22, 2018

Human Centipede Sandwich

A sexual experiment gone terribly right, the human centipede sandwich is done when performing a 69 in a stacked up three-way

"Bro I heard Hannahs a freaky, like three way freaky"

"Damn wouldn't see that in her"

"Dude rumor is she got stacked up with a friend to 69 in a human centipede sandwich"
"Let's get HER number!"

by get arrested May 9, 2016

Butt Knucle Sandwich

A Butt Knucle Sandwich is a situation in chess where two opposing knights are both behind the other and facing away from each other.

"Our chess game ended in a stalemate because we kept getting Butt Knucle Sandwiched."

by Itain'tObeeezy January 25, 2025