by 24Ugnada October 23, 2008
Get the Post Prang Depressionmug. when you've done absolutely everything remotely possible to further your submission into perfection; upload it, and begin feeling anxious about it somehow, whether it be by discovering an anomaly pretense or wondering if the general public will see it fit.
damn bro your new track was fire af
yeah but that one part seems kinda wack, i'm getting hella Post-Upload Syndrome
yeah but that one part seems kinda wack, i'm getting hella Post-Upload Syndrome
by smyleynine March 27, 2018
Get the Post-Upload Syndromemug. by savuren January 20, 2021
Get the post malone depressionmug. The chronic habit of posting painfully mundane, oddly specific, and questionably profound WhatsApp statuses that nobody asked for—but now we all have to live with.
Often includes:
• Food hot takes that sound like rejected Dragon’s Den pitches
• Daily life updates that feel like side quests from a preschool teacher
• Music screenshots with cryptic captions that don’t make sense but sound like they might if you were high
• Off-brand motivational quotes with the emotional depth of a soggy Rich Tea biscuit
• Photos of countryside or suburban nothingness with captions like “Needed this”
Often includes:
• Food hot takes that sound like rejected Dragon’s Den pitches
• Daily life updates that feel like side quests from a preschool teacher
• Music screenshots with cryptic captions that don’t make sense but sound like they might if you were high
• Off-brand motivational quotes with the emotional depth of a soggy Rich Tea biscuit
• Photos of countryside or suburban nothingness with captions like “Needed this”
“Man acts like he’s the main character in a Netflix indie short every time he posts. Stop the Callum-posting”
“You know you’re Callum-posting when your status feels like a TED Talk but it’s just a tree and bad lighting.”
“You know you’re Callum-posting when your status feels like a TED Talk but it’s just a tree and bad lighting.”
by Cally420 March 27, 2025
Get the Callum-postingmug. by STOPPOSTINGLOL May 9, 2022
Get the STOP POSTINGmug. This is when you’re feed is in a pattern. For example, the first 3x3 set will be symbolic of life. Water and sun on the first column, green trees on the other 2 columns. There is multiple patterns in a set. Including filters, placement of your body, whether you’re closer in the pic or further away and much more. Patterns can be in columns and rows. Typical sets are 3x3. You can use tags to show the pattern and symbolism. After you get to around 7 posts out of the 9 in the set, the pattern should be visibly noticeable.
Instagram: thepatternposter
Instagram: thepatternposter
Pattern posting: the act of diligently planning and posting in a 3x3 pattern on Instagram. Typically showing the correlation of pattern and symbolism in your tags on the first photo. If you do this you are considered a Pattern Poster
Example: His insta is really cool because he pattern posts.
Example: His insta is really cool because he pattern posts.
by Gregory Ferrara January 8, 2019
Get the Pattern Postingmug. The spaghetti a la carbonara was of such high quality she could not be blamed for the post mastication underwear migration.
by chick wowchich wow March 24, 2017
Get the post mastication underwear migrationmug.