wi-fire

When your wi-fi is spotty for an entire day but is normal the next.

urban dictionary faggot Why weren't you emailing me yesterday?
urban dictionary employee I had a wi-fire. Sorry!

by JTCSDerp December 11, 2017

Fire-Mid

Better than Mid its fire mid

That anime isnt mid its fire-mid

by clips2 January 30, 2022

Mexican Fire Torch

Getting a rim job from a girl whilst shitting so poop goes all over there mouth but they keep rimming u

Damn that girl was a freak she gave me a Mexican Fire Torch after dinner

by Xx lone sigma fister xX August 4, 2025

fingers of fire

When the male dunks his fingers in hot sauce and proceeds to finger blast the female for firery pleasure

Babe come give my fire crotch your fingers of fire.

by Dcookieboy June 26, 2016

fire roasting

Having sex with a very dry girl and don’t use lube.

Jim, why are you walking funny?

Jim: I hooked up with that new girl last night. I ended up fire roasting the bitch all night long, now my dick is raw!!!

by Hootie79 June 15, 2018

Canadian fire drill

When your server leaves and everyone at the table switches seats and/or tables before he/she gets back just to fuck with them.

"My asshole table just did a Canadian fire drill now they are all mixed up in the pos system!"

"She's gone! Hurry and do a Canadian fire drill before she gets back!"

by Trogdor312 August 18, 2020

Firing Squad

Firing Squad (verb): The act of playing loud porn to mask the sounds of you having sex, so that your roommates can sleep soundly not knowing which is which.

Hey me and Ashley are about to bone, we're starting a Firing Squad though, goodnight.

by LowFrequencyDeity November 13, 2020