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God's Hotdog

A person created by "God" with left over scraps\parts.
"God's HotDog" (aka: lips and assholes)
"Hey look... there is another product of "God's Hotdog Stand"

"Oh yeah, it is! I'd rather be nailed to a cross than be one of God's Hotdogs"

"Jesus was one of God's Hotdogs"

"I ate baby Jesus"

Mark 14:20
...and as they did eat, Jesus took a bun and blessed it, and gave unto them, and said... Take me, and eat me as God's HotDog

Psalms 14:4
Have all the workers of iniquity no knowledge? Who eat up my people as they eat God's HotDog, and call not upon the Lord.
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God's Odds

its those coincidences that has no explainable reasoning for what happened
What are the odds that I would've ran into her? Its God's Odds cuz nothing else will explain it!
by UniquelyMe819 June 20, 2014
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Dilf God

This God is the God of all Dilfs , all Dilfs worship Dilf God. If ever encountered with pledge your allegiance and embrace your Dilf side. They accept Dilfs and Dilf lovers.
Dilf God and Milf God have been arguing all night over who is the better God.
by Elaine’s Abyss Flower September 26, 2021
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Park God

The statue of Quetzalcoatl in Caesar Chavez park in San Jose California that resembles a swirly mound of dog crap, Which when spelled backwards reads DOG CRAP)
We should rig it up so that steam rises off of the park god statue
by giant in Korea January 14, 2008
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Drip God

Drip God is used for someone as devious Dylan who is slaying all the pussy while dripped out and is THE SEX GOD
by kkflf September 1, 2022
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rp god

The rp god, commonly known as Timmac, is the god of the Arma 3 roleplay section of Twitch. No other roleplayer is on his level. In 2016 he even published a guide on how to roleplay called 'Roleplaying 101'. He's known for his superb car & talent show RP but he's also not afraid to call out terrible roleplayers. Roleplayers he denounced so far are Lo Chang and Ming Jingtai.
'Hey you know any good Arma 3 roleplayers?

'Dude, are you kidding? Is that even a question? Timmac obviously, he's the RP god!'
by itsKoil November 24, 2016
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God Church

A cancerous term used by a cancerous Jake Paul that needs to get his ass shipped out of this Earth.
Also KSI is going to beat Logan’s ass on August 25th. Anyone that dislikes this is a egotistical brainwashed 10 year olds that needs to understand that they watch two cunty’s make videos everyday.

Go watch YouTubers that actually care about their audience, both of the Paul brothers are assholes. I feel bad for you for wanting to watch that stuff. I’ll pray for you, because that is seriously not normal.
I love Jake and Logan paul they are the most sincere people on youtube and have some really good content, and their channel really motivated me to go to a God Church every Sunday. —BrainwashedDabOnThemHaters

JakePaulAndLoganPaulFuckingSuck
by crxpplxng depressxon May 11, 2018
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