Van Lente Rape refers to when a character in fiction is raped. Said rape is later retconned to either not haviing been rape, or said rape being consensual. Gets it name when writer Fred Van Lent wrote a rape scene into The Amazing Spider-Man #605, and then due to backlash came out and said there was no rape, just some kissing on the kitchen floor.
by PsychoSamurai May 14, 2010
The Lifetime Channel.
Woman: Hey I saw this movie where this woman got raped and then a year later she finds the guy and kicks his ass!
Man: Oh, you were watching the rape and revenge network again weren't you?
Woman: It was on Lifetime.
Man: Oh, you were watching the rape and revenge network again weren't you?
Woman: It was on Lifetime.
by System F & help from Big papa's parents October 06, 2007
by mrlemonhead June 30, 2009
The act of completely spamming a status, video and/or picture with comment so long that the observer must scroll multiple times, or take various minutes to comprehend the amount of rape. Also constitutes conversations between two or more people with an inadvertent spam.
dude, my friend Peter's status has over 100 comments, and his status was Peter is bored. He just got facebook status raped
by Haskoo February 11, 2009
stfu stop looking this shit up you nasty perverted bitch go back to your corner and cry to your mom about how you can’t find any girls. r**ing people is wrong.
by fuckyourapists April 12, 2021
the growing epidemic of people being raped by polar bears. if you see a polar bear acting in a seductive manner stay calm and don't show any signs of returning those feelings, because you will be raped.
Old man: I was out in the frozen tundra of alaska with my friend Mantuck hunting alpaca when we saw a person getting raped by a polar bear.
Person: ***Gasp***
Old man: then when I was sleeping the polar bear raped me. When i called the police they said they couldn't help.
Paid actor: Polar Bear rape is a growing epidemic and needs to be taken seriously
Person: ***Gasp***
Old man: then when I was sleeping the polar bear raped me. When i called the police they said they couldn't help.
Paid actor: Polar Bear rape is a growing epidemic and needs to be taken seriously
by #polarbearrapeofficals January 11, 2013