Pulling a Marcus

always acting clumsy as fuck and typically breaking shit; typically a person who misplaces everything also

he was pulling a marcus last night by tripping over the hookah hose and thus causing the hot coal to fall on the ground and burn a hole in the rug.

by thor0708 September 26, 2011

pulling an ian

getting drunk and pissing your pants while crashing on someone else's couch. thus destroying your phone at the same time "water damage."

alternatively, getting drunk and telling a girl you just met that you are in love with her, creeping her out, and destroying your chance with her.

Dude he is totally pulling an Ian, he pissed on Cory's couch.

by WOLFIE_101 October 1, 2011

pulling a chazzy

To create a Discord server. Used especially when it's the last resort a person is taking after trying other options.

Person 1: Man, I can't find a discord server that suits me anymore.
Person 2: Have you tried pulling a chazzy?

by somechazzy November 15, 2020

Pulling the Patch

Drag slang for male masturbation

In Hollywood, we can watch a colorful character fully pulling the patch outside, rubbing the skin off. That's reality mawma.

by Sigmaone November 8, 2020

pull an israel

To get an acquitted murder charge, often through corruption.

I shot that nigga in Paris the other day, so I decided to pull an Israel by bribing the judge.

by El ritardo June 27, 2018

pulling a Satanoff

turning down a female who wants to hook up or fuck

I'm pulling a Satanoff and going home.

by FSUgcc October 3, 2010

Pulling a Tyson

to appear to succeed at first, but then fail due to bad luck or being screwed over

1. <Playing Wii Sports Golf>
Chris: "There's no way I'm dropping 5 shots on the last hole"
<Putts to 11 over par>
Chan: "woop he's pulled a Tyson! i didn't come last!"

2. <Playing WWE Day of Reckoning 2>
Sam: "I'm gonna twat one of you with this bell, chosen completely at random"
<Hits Chris for the 10th time in the match>
Chris: "Not again! complete lack of character..."
Sam: "You just happened to be in the way, you're pulling a Tyson "

by snudge May 11, 2007