Pants beer

Noun: A beer that is; has already been; or that eventually will be poured down your pants in sheer epicness.

Verb:Pouring a chilly frothy brew down ya trousers.

Dude, I could go for a pants beer right about now.

Did you see Liam's pants beer? It was awesome!

by TD126 December 11, 2023

pant shifter

To be friends with a girl in other to have sex.

Sam is a pant shifter

by Rafrat December 27, 2019

Stink Pants

when a person is wearing clothes that has been left in the washer for to long because they are lazy or just forgetful and now smells like mildew and mold.

Person 1: WTF is that smell..

Person 2: Its that Stink Pants over there...

Person 1: Ey Stink Pants the hell man u making the whole place smell like shit.

Stink Pants: Its not my fault, my mom is lazy n always forget to dry my clothes

by TheKingJack November 12, 2011

spaghetti pants

When you are out of underwear and you have to be creative so you take spaghetti and turn them into underwear

Out of underwear, damn… I know I’ll make spaghetti pants

by Mrpenguin662 October 10, 2021

green pants

referring to marijuana

Hey ted, wanna put on the green pants today

by moobacca December 30, 2011

River rapids in my pants

To define something that has that va va voom be it an item, place, person, music etc.

Let the juices flow

#shabba

Guy 'Have you heard the latest Foo Fighter album?'
Girl 'Hella YEAH. It was like a river rapids in my pants!'

To add extra emphasis, give an example such as

"Ocean's 11/ level 5 Tsunami"

For the cock rockers out there "flooded my Calvin's" could also be smashed out.

by marhav June 15, 2011

Pants Incest

If two individuals are wearing the same kind of pants prior to having sexual intercourse, then during intercourse, the pants engage in Pants Incest.

John and Shirley where going at it last night, all the while their pants had pants incest.

by Man Of Pants December 29, 2020