The problematic situation where you eat so much watermelon that you have to piss out the water that the melon has in it.
I went to the picnic this afternoon and ate a ton of watermelon there. Now I think I have to take a watermelon piss.
by Ryan Halladay July 22, 2011
A broken clam shell found on the beach or in shallow water. The edges are sharp enough to severely cut one’s foot causing him such pain he pisses himself.
Joe: Hey Kyle, why is Glen jumping up and down holding his foot.
Kyle: Ya and it looks like he pissed in his new wet suit.
Joe: Oh F@@@!!, he must have stepped on a piss clam.
Kyle: Ya and it looks like he pissed in his new wet suit.
Joe: Oh F@@@!!, he must have stepped on a piss clam.
by Blk Ngt December 17, 2010
Contraction of 'Are you taking the piss?' and 'Are you pulling my leg?'.
1. A phrase of inquiry when trying to determine if:
a) something is not entirely factual;
b) something has been exaggerated;
c) sarcasm was present in a statement; or
d) you have been teased or mocked.
2. An exclamation of disbelief.
1. A phrase of inquiry when trying to determine if:
a) something is not entirely factual;
b) something has been exaggerated;
c) sarcasm was present in a statement; or
d) you have been teased or mocked.
2. An exclamation of disbelief.
by youngupstart September 04, 2010
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by Josh January 22, 2004
by Not Sasha January 16, 2005
Me and old lady were weird and I gave her the old Pennsylvania piss missile and all the worlds problems disappeared.
by Cuckmeat9000 August 10, 2021