by Diquey Tiqle December 16, 2009
A mouth that sucked a dick while the dick was in “cock print mode” so now the mouth doesn’t even look as attractive as it did before
by Puffy vagina serum November 28, 2022
When someone says something stupid and you mumble a sassy response as you walk away. Usually followed by acting dumb. Wherein you pretend you didn’t say anything and don’t know what’s going on.
Stupid person: Ugh, I’m so broke.
You: (side mouth) Well, maybe you shouldn’t have spent all your money on classes about not being broke. (get up and walk away)
Stupid Person: What did you say?
You: Huh? What? Oh, nothing. That sucks, I’m sorry you’re broke.
You: (side mouth) Well, maybe you shouldn’t have spent all your money on classes about not being broke. (get up and walk away)
Stupid Person: What did you say?
You: Huh? What? Oh, nothing. That sucks, I’m sorry you’re broke.
by Auto Christian March 13, 2019
A fictional sexually transmitted disease characterized by open-mouth sores, brown nasal discharge, and uncontrollable salivation. Commonly spread through toilet seats, handling praying mantises, and the consumption of kale.
You look tired. Have you been tested for Texas River Mouth?
by The River Walker October 08, 2020
by Rayne95 January 25, 2015
by g00fyahhh September 18, 2022
When a nitty buys fake cocaine and it’s full of soap making their mouth start foaming. Typically followed by random jaw movements and singing.
by ClaireFlood January 07, 2020