Lil pud

A lil pud is a rare find, typically big built, always wrapped in supreme or off white and will have a story about everything and will be able to bs out of any situation thinkable, you will know if he’s a true pud if he calls his piece big dwayne/Pringle can/flaccid wii remote/first 12 inches of a lamppost/tree trunk or anything else that pops into his mind at that moment. Truth be told the sheer size and dimensions are something that would make a Pringle can look small, his penis will 100% be bigger than his legs and consequently he will have to roll and tuck it to fit into his xl supreme boxers

I’ve just met a lil pud in Lordy and jesus it’s true what they say, could see the bulge in his skinny black supreme jeans from across the room

by Lilpumper6969 September 21, 2020

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lil jit

Super cool slang created by Chef D

Can be used to describe any person
Can be used in replace of “shit”

“Heyy what’s up man”
“Heyyy what’s up lil jit”

“What the actual jit”

by skcyoltie April 26, 2024

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Fib me a lil

(n.) a brief command, often to a friend, to make only encouraging comments to them. Even if it means they have to "fib a little bit."

Can be conveyed silently with a sharp stare. It is the implied refrain of dictators and friends who just got haircuts.

Emperor Napoleon: Should we invade Russia? ~Fib me a lil.~
Napoleon's Chief Invasion Officer: Yes. ~During the winter.~

by nolandc September 15, 2019

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lil caprice

Some really smoking hot chick... Like in the world other wordly type of hot that is very efficient and clean burning that leads to very time manageable and friendly whack off sessions that last no more than 30 seconds due to aforementioned hotness of chick.

Not to be confused rivaled mistaken or even compared to the hotness of Patricia.

That super pornstar lil caprice is so f×€&!#g hot that I have so much more time to read hard bound leather books and have a social life. But shes still not as hot as that cool kids sweetness of a wife Patty. I just dont watch her because I wouldn't have any type of life after watching her because in fact her hotness ranking on the scovule scale would make my face melt... Her husband would also kick my or any guys. Or multitude of them for even thinking about ... Thinking of looking at her..

by PattymeltloverakaTHECarpenter January 28, 2018

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