Josh

THE COCK... OH MY GOD THE COCK. On the way down to this devilishly delicious Duke of Dicks, you may catch passing glimpses of his intellect, kind heart, and curious mind... But let's be real, you're just too hung up (literally) on those ruggish good looks, you forget the world outside of his tremendous phallus.
Squealing girl: "I bagged a Josh!!! Til death do us fuck!"

Dude 1: "Wait you sucked him off?? I thought you were straight?"
Dude 2: "I don't know bro, I just lost control. The dude was a total Josh."

by 12F0rtniteGamer November 22, 2021

Josh

Josh is a unexpected expected being that came from nowhere

Josh is so random

by The Milk-Men November 22, 2021

Josh

Someone who is obsessed with Pamela Anderson

Oh look it’s Josh talking about how he wants to marry Pamela Anderson for the eighth time this week

by zhslyr November 22, 2021

Josh

Someone who is in love with Pamela Anderson

Oh look it’s Josh talking about how he wants to marry Pamela Anderson for the eight time this week

by zhslyr November 22, 2021

Josh

The type of guy who only gets with women if they have a shed.

Hi my names Josh I’m interested in you;) but do you have a shed because if not that’s a deal breaker for me

by Denzel toe November 22, 2021

josh

josh is a guy that will rail your mum and is a certified epic big man

Someone: Wow he's a josh
Other someone: oh no he's is going to rail your mum

by BigJosher November 22, 2021

Josh

A small 4’11 - 5’2 person with the main traits of stupidity and is sometimes an absolute douche. But at the same time a funny and easy-to-get-along-with type of guy. A Josh never stops smiling. When it comes to romance a Josh either loves the person forever or loves them for about a day at most.

Have you heard about that person Josh? Yeah........ umm... he’s good and all... but an absolute twat.

by Oh my days ;-; November 22, 2021