j-marc'd

ˈjā-märkt (adj)

The act of being hidden (note: not deleted or removed) or being identified ("marked") as a nuisance for random and meaningless Facebook posts that do not always solicit a response from their friend or fan base.

Those hidden or "marked" usually have a feeling that "bad publicity is good publicity" but lack the understanding while they might still be loved, that their Facebook presence is "out of sight, out of mind”.

What you haven't j-marc'd them yet? It was hard to do cuz i love um but I found it super relieving.

by seabearpbear December 28, 2010

J-Wagg

1. The act of accidentally shitting your pants.

Did you see Johnny? From the smell of him he must have J-Wagged in his pants.

Dude, Mark totally J-Wagged in his pants today.

by DustMasterrrrrrr February 19, 2011

Farm-J

The archetype of pleasurable experiences, resulting in the purest feelings of elation and satisfaction.

Bro- "Forget oral! The Farm-J is the new Slow Blow!"

by The Old MacDonald April 9, 2011

A Byon of the J

a creature of the troll species he typically stalks facebook for unexpecting dumb bitch victims and then pounces on teh smallest thing very quickly very sneaky with secret accounts you will never even know he is there

a byon of the j a troll of ledgend

by Theguy112 May 8, 2011

blee J

Anytime a blow job is given and there is blood involved.

My girlfriends wicked sharp braces cut me up when giving me a blee J.

by Sour dough May 9, 2011

Special J

Jizz, Manly Juices.

I want some Special J in my belly ;)

by Dr Jimeny Joebob Humperdink June 20, 2010

flow-j

The act of receiving a hj, bj, or zj directly after spitting tremendous game to a female. The flow of your game becomes so intoxicating they have no option but to accept the challenge. Excludes girlfriends and wives, must be a anonymous woman.

I recently received a flow-j at last nights banger due impart to the hot fire i was dropping.

by Dave Edwards Chi August 3, 2010