Midtown “Straight”

This is the definition for the “Straights” that live in Midtown. They legit are married to a woman. But the moment these woman are having their ladies night, like the idiot DL Thugs in The Heights, These dues are sucking dic, getting fucked or fucking a dude. However, these “men” will fight tooth and nail to protect her secrecy even if they’re too stupid to not cover their tracks properly. Bonus you might entice with a proper party. They come out usually anytime after midnight to about 5 AM any m4m app or Doublelist.

Yeah the Midtown “Straight” are out tonight. Just the right enticement, the right conversation and the most diplomatic approach might get you their dick and them some!

by CJ Stryker September 19, 2021

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Straight

A way in which to say "okay" or "alright"

Man 1: Hey dude, I'll let you know when I get there
Man 2: Straight

by Steaksetfrites October 27, 2019

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beat a straight day

Beat a straight day is a day where you can beat any person, male/female who is attracted to the opposite sex. This occurs every year on the 27th of February.

I cannot wait for beat a straight day

by mikeoxlongrvanurs June 25, 2022

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Straight Man Syndrome

(as a gay man) When only straight men seem to hit on you.
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(as a gay man) When you only seem to have crushes on straight men.

Me: Jessica, I have straight man syndrome.
Jessica: What? there’s another one?

by Raizkii April 14, 2025

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Straight spy

Straight spy is a name commonly used by Tik Tok users to address a straight person who is not on the straight side of Tik Tok but ended up on the Gay side. Straight spies are usually very supporting and easygoing individuals that are interested in the Gay community and in the content that is usually associated with them.

Person: You're on the Gay side of Tik Tok, right?
Straight spy: Yeah, I am.
Person: So you're gay?
Straight spy: No, I am straight.
Person: So how did you end up on the Gay side?
Straight spy: I'm simply a Straight spy.

by aquxertha July 1, 2020

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