two-facebook bitch

A person, generally female, who operates two or more facebook accounts in a futile attempt to conceal her multiple relationships.

Melissa has two Facebook accounts, she's a two faced two-facebook bitch.

by MKUltr4 October 7, 2017

Facebook Jockey FbJ

There are disk jockeys DJ's, video jockeys VJ's, and then there are those who post every day several times a day very interesting stuff on Facebook...The FbJ ...facebook jockey

I feel like she is a natural Facebook Jockey FbJ

by surferjoe2020 January 26, 2013

Facebook Karen Logic

stupid logic just because google doesnt have it doesnt mean that it doesnt exist

Karen: HITLER MADE VIDEO GAMES!

any logical person: Facebook Karen logic much?

by Boba Fetts Child September 1, 2021

facebook friend jerry

the guy who wants a mug

Get a ____ mug for your Facebook friend Jerry.

by snowbloxian April 17, 2021

Facebook Like Button

Confirmation of interest and availability to play poker on said date/time/place

Marley has used the Facebook Like Button , that means he must be available.

by Marley592 March 13, 2017

Naked Facebook Status

One of those statuses that has been neither Liked, nor commented on. This type of status usually lingers awkwardly for a hot minute, 'til the poster gives up on it.

Jim-Bob: "Did you see my Naked Facebook Status yesterday?"

Joe-Bob: "Yeah, man, I thought about Liking it for a brief moment, but I didn't want to be the only one."

by glennettbennett November 24, 2011

facebook know it all

People on FB that think they know everything and consult other FB people on religion, politics and other topics. In reality these people really don't know shit.

A Facebook know it all..... " John, the Bible never said anything about homosexuality, let me lecture you more on shit I don't know about.... "

by Alan Prokop December 22, 2013