A mobile game that actually could've lived up to the standards of a Spyro successor that we should've been getting after the fuckery that's Skylanders and Activision's greed, but NOOOO. Socialpoint seems so stuck up on making the game for themselves and ONLY for themselves! Dragon Land gets the most bs updates that somehow make Ubisoft golden in comparison -- updates that make each episode shorter, updates that move levels to episodes you have to unlock with gems (the bs mobile kind), and updates that force half-day level-up times for when you max out your dragon -- all for the sake of "improvement." I don't know what's worse anymore - Skylanders, the game that fucked up one of PlayStation's rising stars, or this game, the game that could no longer make itself a good Spyro game if it tried.
Spyro: "You done fucked up, Dragon Land. YOU WERE SUPPOSED TO MAKE ME FEEL FREE, NOT FEEL THE BURN!"
by ShutUpImMe June 7, 2016
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It can also be a person who seems formidable to approach, but once approached they show you a personality and a character that allows you to see beyond their demeanoor or exterior.
Due to the mythical association with the word, it also means that this person is rare and has the power to either make you feel like The Avatar, The Donkey in Shrek, or the enemies or allies of Daenerys Taragaryen on Game of Thrones.
It can also be a person who seems formidable to approach, but once approached they show you a personality and a character that allows you to see beyond their demeanoor or exterior.
Due to the mythical association with the word, it also means that this person is rare and has the power to either make you feel like The Avatar, The Donkey in Shrek, or the enemies or allies of Daenerys Taragaryen on Game of Thrones.
by imblackinc January 21, 2018
Get the Dragon mug.When you're so addicted to your Juulski, you take hits in class. After taking too much in, you blow the smoke out of your nose like a dragon.
by DetectiveB January 29, 2018
Get the Dragon's Breath mug.1. A terrifying, unremovable creature that will not vacate the bowl of you're toilet without a fight- cannot be killed with tritional munitions, seek help of hobbit.
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Good luck, you will need it.
2. A sentient, rabid turd with razor sharp teeth- commonly found with glowing, malevolant eyes filled with a ravenous hatred of all things living: vacate home and avoid all plumbing and psychological help and do not under any circumstance take the medications for you're mental health or stop licking that hallucinagenic toad you are holding.
Trust noone and never stop running- they are all working with it, trust and believe.
The struggle is as real as you're need for professional help, because noone can save you now, and it's only a matter of time before carl the turd finishes his work and ends the life anyone unfortanute enough to lay eyes on this unrelenting incarnate of evil- it will not stop until you are dead and has followers everywhere so get used to running and holding it at all costs.
Good luck, you will need it.
1. Sounds like you've got a Toilet dragon in there... I'll just go outside.
2. Oh no, I just made a Toilet dragon, it's all over now, this is all folks. The teeth....
2. Oh no, I just made a Toilet dragon, it's all over now, this is all folks. The teeth....
by shiftmybits February 1, 2018
Get the [Toilet dragon] mug.When you swallow your man’s nut, but it tastes like ramen & alcohol so you vomit stomach contents and his nut.
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