3 can kalil

A dick so big it caused Russia to touch Alaska.

My 3 can kalil put her in the emergency room.

by Miss Mona November 7, 2025

Two can dan

An inmate who smuggles 2 cans of chewing tobacco up his rectum at a time

Eewww, don’t put that in your mouth, it came from two can Dan.

by A1fromdayone November 9, 2025

Can This Marriage Be Saved?

Ask any young couple how long their marriage will last, and chances are, they'll say forever, says Clark University psychologis

A long-running Ladies' Home Journal column that started in 1953, called "Can This Marriage Be Saved?," features real-life couples and the juicy

by SMPrice80 November 23, 2025

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by .6.9.7.6.ArimorylulA.8.3.0.5. November 26, 2025

Im soooooooooo goddamn bored GADMAN BRO LIKE I CAN TYPE MY ENTIRE KEYBOARD:1234567890-=QWERTYUIOP[]\ASDFGHJKL;'ZXCVBNM,./!@#$%^&*()_+qwertyuiop{}|asdfghjkl:"zxcvbnm<>?

I'm bored DAMN

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by RandomDudeOnWWW November 27, 2025

I don't care what I can or cannot do

I'm not getting married. I'm not going to let you bully me into changing anything I think or do. This isn't a 1v1 that you are winning against me. Challenge declined. You are not the challenge and you are never going to be that. You are doing this TO me and I will kill one of you kids if somebodies head doesn't roll for it. You stupid fucks should not have gotten in the way here and no it does not matter how I chose to go about it. And I'm sure as hell not just going to shut up and work harder. I'm not asking you.

Hym "I don't care what I can or cannot do. If I have to listen to you or do anything any of you say to get what I want out of this... I am just going to murder a child. I will not do it. Ever. Is that going to be the case? Or is that not going to be the case? No? I don't have to listen to you or do anything you say? Which is it? Because we can speed this up."

by Hym Iam November 30, 2025

Gentlemen can we focus please?

A rhetorical question implying a group of gentlemen is misbehaving or is not focused in the classroom.

Brian: Gentlemen can we focus please?

by Brian the Gentleman December 3, 2025