Mulligan’s Law

The amount of baseball played is directly correlated to the fruitiness level of an individual.

Max is the fruitiest person I know. Well he’s played baseball his whole life. That makes sense according to Mulligan’s Law.

by Patrick Star9838 March 17, 2024

Tobys Law

When you fuck up so bad you profit from it.

Jon Destroyed and $81,000 truck destroyed and $81,000 truck and got a raise from it.

Fred: That’s some Tobys Law shit right there.

by IamVGamer September 4, 2020

nick's law

If you can't take care of your fish, then you shouldn't have a baby

Nick: I had 10 fish, now I have two left
Emily: Well then according to nick's law ,you shouldn't have kids.

by Apolloslyre44 April 18, 2014

co-grandaunt-in-law

Spouse's grandpibling's wife.

My co-grandaunt-in-law is a good person.

by Wonbig October 13, 2021

pulling a laws

Just about to collect something worth having and someone swoops and steals it from you.

“You stole my self revive!!” He’s “pulling a laws”

by anonymous May 10, 2021

co-great-grandnibling-in-law

Spouse's great-grandnibling's spouse.

My co-great-grandnibling-in-law is a good person.

by JAMP12 September 21, 2021

great-grandpibling-by-marriage-in-law

Spouse's great-grandpibling's spouse.

My great-grandpibling-by-marriage-in-law is a good person.

by NSBC968755 February 25, 2023