ass cannon

1. place your partner on their shoulders, preferably with some sort of back support. your partner's ass should be in the air.

2. straddle your partner's ass and shove your balls - ONLY your balls - into your parnter's asshole. (this may be painful on the balls, depending on the elasticity of the currently penetrated asshole)

3. with an erection, and while your balls remain in your parnter's asshole, slowly rotate around your partner making cannon noises, much like a the turret of a tank. Onomatopoetic words, such as "boom" and "chk-burrgh* are appropriate.

"Holy Christ, this ass cannon is doing some serious damage!"

by orbasm September 15, 2008

ass milk

Ejectulation of semen inside the anal cavity.

Term usually given to homosexuals, engaging in sex.

Semen belonging to a homosexual.

Hey lance, my ass is thirsty. Could I have some of your ass milk?

Jerry has ass milk leaking down his legs.

Sorry, dude- I'm not looking for ass milk.

by Sabertooth nigga November 30, 2004

anna-ass

a girl who has a big ass that encourages people to smack it all the time, especially when she wears tight pants

Annabelle walked into the room with spandex on and everyone thought man what a big butt or anna-ass she has.

by 8519nini November 10, 2008

Ass pubes

Hair located on the taint of a man or a woman.

She wanted anal, but I wouldn't do it because she had ass pubes.

by TheIndieFilmMaker January 23, 2010

ass attacker

A homosexual man who pounds ones sphincter until it is so sore one feels that their ass is on fire

Did you see joe and his boyfriend they look like a couple of ass attackers

by aj101 July 24, 2006

close ass

To slam pussy like mark christian

I'm about to go close ass bruh

by Bid daawwwggg July 27, 2014

total ass

Adj. -Beyond horrible

Kyle sucks at COD. He's total ass!

by Fencheese September 8, 2016