A subconcious train of thought that expresses admiration for Apple products. Often recited in high school hallways, college campuses, and fat commutes.
The Apple Prayer: "Airpods have changed my life; Please end my strife with a new Apple Watch. Thank you, god, for Apple Cash. Oh, lmao, Siri's trash."
The Apple Prayer: "Airpods have changed my life; Please end my strife with a new Apple Watch. Thank you, god, for Apple Cash. Oh, lmao, Siri's trash."
by nolandc October 2, 2019
Get the Apple Prayermug. An amazing extraordinary girl who gets all the boys and makes everyone laugh.
Lights up any room with her smile.
Friendly and sweet like an apple
Lights up any room with her smile.
Friendly and sweet like an apple
by Ann1ero December 7, 2014
Get the Applemug. The act of ripping off another person's dingleberries (dried fecal matter, hanging from ass hair), and baking them in an oven. The dingleberries are then coated in the person's semen, and eaten as a crunchy snack.
by the one and only dunce September 9, 2025
Get the Washington Apple Pickermug. "Jimmy bought 875482 apples at the grocery store for some stupid fucking reason"
"Jimmy used the apples to keep the doctor away, but what he didn't know was that his doctor was also his dad."
"Jimmy used the apples to keep the doctor away, but what he didn't know was that his doctor was also his dad."
by in_jail_out_soon. July 4, 2020
Get the Applemug. A very large white female characterized by her affection for undocumented migrants who generally work in the fruit and vegetable picking/processing industry. Spotted in her native habitat, she is generally unemployed and stays home in the trailer all day while consuming large amounts oh high calorie diet items.
Hey Paco, did you see the Apple Hog that is staying at Carlos’ trailer? It looks like she swallowed Carlos again.
by Ragnarsix June 2, 2021
Get the Apple Hogmug. by sexymotherfucker June 1, 2020
Get the applemug. by Matthew;25743 December 13, 2022
Get the Apple pussymug.