Ben Parker

Ben Parker is a teacher is a Science teacher at John Warner. I dont have him, but my friend does, who I feel truly sorry for. Apparently his hands are so hairy, he had to shave them. He barely exceeds 5ft, and is classified as a rodent

“Ben Parker hates school like Hitler hated the Jews”

by abcdefghijklmnooqrstuvwxyz March 26, 2019

Ben Rating

When you ask Ben for his opinion on something and his statements are always 100% factual

Hey Ben! Give me a Ben Rating on this person

by Factsonlynokizzie April 29, 2021

Ben

Much like the force to a Jedi, a Ben uses ketamine to channel his metaphysical and ubiquitous power to accomplish many things. Most of which involve procuring rare rollerblades, formulating supplements, and rendering unicorns soggy in their under carriage

A Ben is also not the kind of guy you bring home to meet your mom... because he’ll fuck your mom.

Person 1: Did you see Ben go into a K-hole at EDC?

Person 2: it only looks like that to the untrained eye

by Klitkommander666 November 22, 2021

Bitch Made Ben

Bitch Made Ben is a nickname associated with people who drive obscenely poorly, wear little yamaka's, only eat gefilte fish and refuse to talk to "baddies" after being railed by certain Bachelor Brothers.

Bitch Made Ben is really walking weird after that alone time with John

by thedawg17238 November 26, 2024

Ben

He is a chad

you are a Ben

by jhfgkjhg March 2, 2021

Alfie & Ben

Alfie and Ben, they're just those guys at work or school that lick each others asshole's for breakfast lunch and dinner.
This is their ideal entertainment for each hour of the day.

Alfie and Ben are probably the classic Anime viewers who actually believe it gives some insight into the real world.

"Hey watch out for Alfie & Ben they're at it again!" "Oh yeah I'll make sure to stay away from them"

by g292922 January 25, 2022

ben

A cool kid that only cares about Fortnite

You are such a ben

by anonymous March 18, 2022