ur mom

A random comeback

“How was the food?”
“ur mom.”

by yuriyuriyuriyuriyuri March 22, 2022

Ur mom

A hairy slut whale with every std known to man with 20 tits and a second ass

Timmy: Hey fat bitch is it just me or am i whale watching. jon: dont call my mom a whale. Jons mom: (whale noises) timmy: i can call ur mom what i want. Jons mom: (angry whale noises)

by Iamapissbaby August 30, 2020

Ur ass don’t lie

When a girls ass is rlly nice

John said to danella ur ass don’t lie

by Xloser19X May 23, 2020

ur mom

when you are feeling rude and childish.

ur mom gae.

by exodrynamixJT o December 15, 2018

ur mom

typically UR GREATEST GIRL U WILL MARRY
don't become gay audience

OMG! THERES AN EARTHQUAKE! I THINK UR MOM JUST WALKED INTO THE ROOM!

by urmothersenemy November 16, 2019

ur mom

your mother is a word B)

YOUR MOM BITCH hahahha shes BIG

by xleats April 25, 2022

flexing ur lg

lg= phone (android)
Flexing = u know what that means

maddie are u flexing ur lg

by thicccyniccccy June 29, 2019