Happiness

Happiness is imaginary

You'll never feel happiness

by Dildorider99 November 22, 2021

happiness

It’s a fucking lie. No one is happy.

Friend 1: Hey bro, my happiness levels are out of this room.

Friend 2: How the hell are you happy, you aren’t even masturbating and that’s the worst fucking sentence I’ve heard all day.

by Sksksksksksk help me December 7, 2019

psycho boy happy

The state of being as happy as a lunatic.

"When I found out I had won a new car, I went psycho boy happy!"

by psychoboyhappy April 3, 2008

Happy Editor

A Happy Editor is an editor on urbandictionary.com who says yes to every definition no matter how racist or mean it may be.

Wow look at that Happy editor, I cant believe he published that!

by hidude489 July 23, 2010

happy handbag

A straight woman who enjoys the safe companionship of a gay man.

I'd rather be called a happy handbag than a fag hag.It sounds so derogatory.

by Jennifer-Ann January 5, 2009

Happy

An imaginary feeling nobody has unless they are a sociopathic white 14 year old Tik Tok girl.

Yah..I am happy…he he he…

(Whispers): I want to kill myself…

by DaTurtleTaco March 17, 2022

Fat And Happy

The term used to describe the structure of phalic organs of men that are large and wide.

That man really has a fat and happy dong, i bet he gets mad women

by CoolKid66642069 June 16, 2019