ape brained

you're stupid like a fucking ape.

Kyle, you're fucking ape brained!

by Your Cumshot December 20, 2020

Moth-Brained

When a person has moths flying around in their brains, laying eggs in all the old things in their lives and clouding the lights with their bodies and egg sacks causing them to be dim-witted, lazy and unable to see clearly.

Mark is so moth-brained that when we had an actual infestation of pantry moths, rather than throwing out the food where they lay their eggs, he moved it to the other pantry. The pantry is not the problem mark, you are.

by slzrppp November 2, 2020

false brain bleed

The false implication of a brain bleed.
The sensation that your brain is bleeding inside your hollow head and having the urge to crack it open to pour out all the blood. May even come in the form of a visualisation of your brain oozing out blood.

May be accompanied with headaches or urges to throw up.

Cause is yet unknown but may be a potential side effect of long term depression.

false brain bleed is the most uncomfortable and grotesque feeling I've felt in ages

by a lack of validation November 8, 2020

dodger-brained

doj-er - breynd

When a sports fan is overwhelmingly vocal about their team even though no one asked. An internet troll with no creativity or basic means of human communication. They have little education or real ambition and continuously live in the past.

"Can you believe that dodger-brained doofus didn't know it took his team 72 years to win a championship?"

by TantrumPolice December 31, 2020

Beat It Out The Brain

F*ck her so good she contracts autism.

Micah: “Damn dude, your girl so dumb”
Sam: “Nah dude, i just beat it out the brain”

by MDC03 January 1, 2021

blank brain

When you are so stoned and don’t wish to feel emotions so you just zone out.

Yo dawg is she good she looks like she went blank brain

by Blakley January 6, 2021

Madden brain

A disease commonly found in professional quarterbacks. When a quarterback is infected he can throw 2-4 interceptions in a game. In most instances, the infection will last only a single game, however it can last for a quarterbacks entire career.

Matt: Hey did you see the Bears quarterback last night?

Ryan: Yeah he had a bad case of Madden brain.

by Woody Woodsfurd January 10, 2021