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Michael

A person who can't afford anything and can only buy knock-offs
Michael: I can't afford Rise Of Kingdoms so I got Fall of Republic
Insert: Broke ahh
by STFUMONKY November 24, 2023
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Michael Vick

A man who is the greatest running quarterback in NFL history

A man who paved the way for Lamar Jackson Kyler Murray and more

A man media still tries to bring down because he was able to turn his life around in their angry at it

And of course a man who was known for his awesome running ability People say that he was a terrible passer And what not but he actually had a cannon for an arm and could pass pretty well and also was The greatest mobile quarterback of all time and was also the biggest cheat code in Madden 2004 that everybody used to use to destroy your cousins brothers etc
by GoatedDynamite June 29, 2021
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Michael

Secret snap chat best friend. Most likely your best friends brother & she is jealous when y'all dont pay attention to her. When he knows you're coming over to her house he purposely washes her dishes without a shirt on. Leaves phone chargers at your home & doesnt bring back your tape or scissors when borrowed.
Can I borrow your jacket?
Sure but dont Michael it.

Hey, that guy is half naked, so unusual when he's welding, isnt he worried?
Nah, he's just pulling a Michael because he knows the neighbor lady will be driving by soon.
by She who has 2 pussies. Meow November 25, 2021
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Michael Connolly

Well known author of detective/police procedural novels. Most of his novels are set in Los Angeles and are centered on his primary character harry(hieronymus) bosch. He wrote the novel "Lincoln lawyer" upon which the movie of the same name is based.starring matthew mcconaughey. Connolly does not get bogged down with police shop talk and he makes the payoff well worth the read!
Michael Connolly is at the top of his game when it comes to detective fiction.
by 4realazitgits March 22, 2021
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michael kirshenbaum

Michael Kirshenbaum is cool
by solskyn June 16, 2017
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Michael Michael Motorcycle

An intensive sexual act where one homosexual man treats his partner like a motorbike. This includes topping the man while squeezing and twisting his testicles with maximum torque to replicate revving up the engine. The act can even go as far as doing routine oil checks on the man's rectal cavity and seat polishing which includes intensive backshots, resulting in maximum surface area ejaculation coverage.

Most partners will use full leather bondage suits in order to further replicate the motorbike appeal
Hey man, I was hoping to take my Michael Michael Motorcycle out of the garage tonight and go for a long drive!
by President KingKong Bundy October 24, 2024
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Michael

My world, the best ass face, my beautiful husband and the best ever
I love you Michael
by Beabadoobee011 October 10, 2023
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