Mama bird

When a girl finishes a blow job in her mouth and pretends she has swallowed his cum and goes in for a kiss. To his surprise she instead “feeds” the guys cum back to his mouth.

Jessica finished off Ross and thought she was being so thoughtful and gave him back his semen via the mama bird surprise

by Ooooopsy2 July 31, 2019

Bird Boots

Bird boots form on the bottom of a birds feet after staying perched on the power lines in hot weather. The bird boots prevent the birds from being electrocuted by the power lines.

"The birds don't get electrocuted because their bird boots protect their feet!"

by RosieLeigh August 14, 2016

Jin-Jin Bird

The funniest joke ever told.
Trust me.
Its hilarious.

Andrew: “Looks like the Jin-Jin Bird’s fallen out of its nest!”
Me: “go fuck yourself”

by avid bird-watcher April 19, 2022

Iberian Peninsula birds

Portugeese and Portugulls.

Iberian Peninsula birds --- both native and migratory --- are very abundant, so I would imagine that there might indeed be quite a few "PortuGEESE" and "PortuGULLS" among the avian ranks that are randomly present throughout the year.

by QuacksO November 26, 2020

Bird

Ideal girl, smart, loving, caring, perfect example of a girlfriend material, cool, funny

what a catch! She must be a bird

by Birdevore August 16, 2016

Tweetie bird

Like a snowbunny but instead of a white girl who likes black men, it’s an asian girl who only likes black men

Saw this bad tweetie bird on ig today and slid her dms, maybe she’ll teach me her language

by sslayde September 12, 2020

feeding the birds nest

A group sex act involving two men and a woman, where one man gives the other a blowjob until ejaculation, then holds the semen in his mouth and blows it into the female's vagina.

Feeding the birds nest is so sensual, I feel like it allows me, Sophia, and Paul to really feel the best of each other.

by BeanerWeiner69 August 21, 2024