my pants are blowing up!

when your shitting yourself so hard that your pants blow up

i think i had to much taco bell... AHHH my pants are blowing up!!

by some stupid guy September 5, 2023

Pantelys

Pantelys is a extraordinary person.With a huge penis and out of this world looks.Looking at him will result in falling immediately in love.

Wow!Look at them..They’re such a pantelys

by Sumthing456 November 20, 2021

Pants Scallop

A camel toe that is hidden around sea level

My Pants Scallop burns but at least its hidden

by Magelmonster September 23, 2021

fussy pants

An annoying person for whom nothing is ever good enough. Finicky. Hard to please.

Yohan is such a fussy pants. I bought him a six-pack of beer for a fun gift. He said twelve would be a better gift!

by Donnie Kay December 10, 2021

Pant-sacked

When you get your ballsack ransacked by the cold... unbearably blunt... end of a woman's high heel.

Jee James what seemes to be your problem?
Nothing I---- G-goott pant-sacked by a sexy mexican chick over there...

by ☆★Midas★☆ March 16, 2022

Troll pants

A phrase said when you discover a village of tight panted trolls while walking through the forest of moccasin breath

Guy one: is that an angel baby?
Guy two: no that’s his dance moves
Ricky Bobby: nah nigga that’s a troll in troll pants

by I 💔 dilfs November 21, 2021

Pant my Shanties

Play on the phrase 'shat my panties'

'I watched that film, I pant my shanties!'

by theclash134 February 25, 2005