bad egg

the thing that dan marks is

dan marks is a bad egg

by scary bald thing February 20, 2019

Egg

Egg is a nickname for the nickname Auggie making an Auggie even more adorable making the softboi aesthetic more reasonable.

“Egg is on the way over.”
“Oh great, can’t wait to see them”

by Eggntoast February 16, 2021

egg goo

Egg Goo, is the white of the egg, when it’s not fully cooked , it may resemble sperm.

Egg Goo is ejected sperm that strings from the eye of the penis.

He came , then when he wiped his dick, All this Egg Goo , was hanging off it .like spit !

by Debyumyum February 1, 2023

egg masher

One who mistakes a Ouvre shaped sex toy for an invitation to rearrange ones baby making kit.

Her last words were “ I don’t need my love eggs now I have you to re arrange my guts, Egg Masher”

“Ann Summers doesn’t sell ovaries, Egg Masher”

by Harryhardhelmet January 5, 2023

Tossed Salad and Scrambled Eggs

69. Tossed Salad is flicking the labia with your tongue and Scrambled Eggs is sucking on the balls and flicking them with your tongue.

Last night we had tossed salad and scrambled eggs when we got home.

by Trussetyv February 23, 2024

egg watch

The egg watch is the item Eggory can use to call Eddy and check the egg map plus the ameras.

Eggory used the egg watch.

by Alfieallin February 5, 2022

Egg Gourd

A southern term for a smooth round rock found in river beds, sometimes drilled out and used to make a makeshift explosive device

Boy howdy Roy, you see that egg gourd over yonder?

by DerpyPrengin June 24, 2020