Super straight

I like men and anthropomorphic animals”
“Omg your super straight too!”
Hell yeah! (Makes out)”
by Vegan_Meatball April 10, 2023
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Straight panic

When a self-proclaimed straight guy who is curious about trans women, crossdressers, or femboys actually ends up meeting one and freaks the fuck out when they don't live up exactly to his fantasy (which obviously makes him extremely gay), often causing him to lash out at them, maybe even violently.
Greg is so starved for pussy that he ended up downloading Grindr so he can meet some cute femboys. I feel bad for whoever has to deal with his inevitable straight panic.
by Viscount Bean October 8, 2023
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straight air

When someone, usually performing a sport such as skiing or skating, catches air and does not perform a trick or grab of any sort. Just a straight up air. If you don't flap your arms around madly and you don't land like a boner (see LINE Traveling Circus, Style Coach) it can sometimes look kind of cool.
Zach had mad steez on skis even while performing a straight air.
by YodaTheJedi February 11, 2014
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Straight Twinkies

A set of two.
Bro I just got a collateral....straight twinkies

#yosoyeelprimo
by KizzyKCarter December 23, 2020
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straight envy

The envy a gay couple had against a straight couple.
"You have Straight Envy! "
by Kingofthemindpalace March 9, 2017
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Straight kikin it.

When one is away from there loved one and partying hard.
Yo I’m so bored my girls out straight kikin it.
by Psparxxx December 26, 2021
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