Crystal Run

a euphemism for having sex

Josh: Yo I'm about to do a Crystal Run
Brock: GG, hope you drop alloy ;)

by Selk Bag Enthusiast February 9, 2023

15K run

A life-threatening amount of gay anal sex.

"Holy shit, I just went on a 15K run. I'm sweating and panting so hard right now"

by hunterforthepoon February 13, 2022

Run

the one thing your fat ass decides NOT to do

me:*sits on couch with tostinos pizza rolls*
mom: your going to get fat doing that all day you need to run
me: wow you should win the award for worlds funniest mom

by soydora February 19, 2020

running a skytrain

Running a train on someone but in British Columbia

Person 1: did you gang bang carley?
Person 2: yeah bud we ran a skytrain on her
present tense: running a skytrain

by Dani604 January 23, 2021

hit-and-run journalism

Reporting on a story, then when the story turns out to be a hoax, you don't retract the story.

The Jessie smollett saga is pure hit-and-run journalism

by Sexydimma September 19, 2022

911 cum run

when you are a pilot that runs to the bathroom to rub one out but as you finish the plane auto pilots into a a building

make sure we have 2 pilots so a "911 cum run" dose not happen again!

by ZackDidall his homework July 18, 2021

Run The Damn Ball

A philosophy of keeping it simple, sticking to what works, and executing proven strategies without overcomplicating things. Originating from football, where running the ball is a reliable way to control the game, it applies to business, fitness, life, and any situation where flashy, unnecessary complexity leads to failure.

“Stop overanalyzing your diet—just eat clean and hit your macros, run the damn ball.”

“Corporate wants to overcomplicate this campaign. Let’s just stick to what’s working and run the damn ball.”

“Fourth and one, game on the line—don’t get cute, run the damn ball.”

by Runner of Ball February 15, 2025