My best friend kevin, R.I.P. Coined this phrase in regard to his very good looking older sister, who he loved very much but as younger brothers do, insulted her as much if not more than his friends drooled over her sexy blond ass.
Me:Hey K, what's your sister doing this weekend?
Kevin: pfft, I don't fuckin know, probaby banging herself with her bed posts while listening to Bonjovie, she is such a bed post bitch!
Me: Bwahhhahhhahh da bed-potebit, da bed-potebit!
Kevin: pfft, I don't fuckin know, probaby banging herself with her bed posts while listening to Bonjovie, she is such a bed post bitch!
Me: Bwahhhahhhahh da bed-potebit, da bed-potebit!
by D-Word72 March 20, 2017
Get the bed post bitchmug. Post is a person who is extremely stubborn and stuck in his ways, best suited for the outdoors life away from society. Those Posts that live in the city can most often be found in the garage sippin on beers like a savage. Once a post starts drinkin there is no end in sight. All in all a real mans man.
by Yanks67 August 1, 2019
Get the Postmug. Synonymous with spam, it is the posting of multiple messages in a short succession. It is usually done to gain certain privileges that require a certain amount of posts to gain, or to simply boost one's post count to make them seem like they're a more experienced user (although this is usually not the case with people who power post)
Person 1: *new thread* "OMG hi guys!!!"
Person 1: *repeats the above about 500 times*
Person 2: "I think Person 1 might be power posting."
Person 1: *repeats the above about 500 times*
Person 2: "I think Person 1 might be power posting."
by occultTempest October 18, 2015
Get the power postingmug. April 28th is national post on your spam account day where you post something on your spam account/finsta.
It’s April 28th… you know what that means, it’s national post on your spam account day so you better make your post!
by throwRA42825 April 28, 2025
Get the national post on your spam account daymug. Mike was working on rubbing off his dick and after 5 minutues of hand action mike finaly maneged to get post nasil dick
by superiorbreed December 22, 2018
Get the Post nasil dickmug. Realizing you fucked up while getting out of the shower.
It's also another way to say you got a good idea from showering.
It's also another way to say you got a good idea from showering.
by TobitoUchiha July 19, 2025
Get the Post-Shower Claritymug. A self-doting submission to Urban Dictionary, usually under the title of one’s own name, for the sole purpose of stroking the adolescent ego of a budding sociopath.
“Billy spent all of class writing a rambling vanity post, because that’s what happens when your parents tell you you’re so special but also don’t discipline”.
by Rustbelt_Noir May 7, 2019
Get the Vanity Postmug.