pocket pollo

Pocket pollo is when there is a hole in your pocket and you are playing with your penis through it.

Anthony just ripped a hole in my pocket so I'm going to play some fucking pocket pollo during science class.

by Nelson padillo August 27, 2016

iowa hot pocket

A lizard that is a slizzard and it bites the males penis in half then the male lizard shares the half penis with his family

Hey mu lizard just had an Iowa hot pocket

by Fireslizzard July 27, 2016

oink pocket

Function: Noun

THE female genitalia.

See also: squish mitten poontang vertical smile

I will prevail in that butt! Or at least her oink pocket.

by Mr. Descriptor July 27, 2016

Pocket corgi

When you give someone a Charlie horse into their anus.

Holly crap, Adam have Sally a Pocket Corgi, she's been crying for hours

by Pocket crogis July 20, 2016

wumble pocket

A polite way to say vagina. Usually said by Victorian Englishmen through thick mustaches

Excuse me madam. But might I sample your wumble pocket.

by undeadlink July 20, 2016

Pocket Fap

The act of putting ones hand in ones own pocket and masturbating. Can be used to sneakily wank in public

I had an epic pocket fap at work today. No-one suspected a thing

fap wank masturbation

by FuzzyDanglers July 18, 2016

pocket mustard

Pocket mustard cant be bought, sold ,or stolen It must comes from great Sacrifice, Passion and above all Heart. You either have it or you don't!

Man That Artist named Kory Hubbel has the kind of Pocket Mustard that comes from the streets!

by NOTBANKSY ' May 3, 2018