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Egg wash

When a woman and a man have consensual heterosexual sex at the very end of her menstrual period and the man ejaculates into her, causing the remaining blood in her vaginal canal to be cleared out ; a way of speeding up the end of a period
I think the egg wash worked, it's all clear down there now.
by mcgerce May 20, 2025
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egg

Sorry you're feeling dysphoric. Don't worry, you're my EGG (everyday good girl)!
by kit10 April 10, 2022
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Egg

Josh: "Hey, go to SoundCloud real quick."
Luca: "Alright... *types soundcloud.com in the address bar"
Josh: "Okay, now type Egg - CG5 into the search bar"
Luca: "Okay the- wait a minute what the fuck?"
by anonymous May 7, 2023
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egg burp

a time every month your body starts to digest the bad stuff left behind making you very gassy and your burp smells like rotten eggs.
Perla: whats that smell

Luis: Its that time of the month

egg burp is the time you digest bad stuff.
by Luis Chico1995 May 29, 2022
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Semi Side Up Eggs

Sunny side up eggs, but the yolk is popped and lightly cooked on both sides.
I prefer semi side up eggs over Sunny side up
by Loftsnax August 13, 2021
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Suck an egg

Similar to ‘step on Lego’, a meaningless insult that has no correlation to an actual egg.
Bill: “ you’re so stupid
Susan: “suck an egg
by Idkapparentlyicandothis October 10, 2021
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birmingham egg

Meal consisting of 5 scotch eggs cut in half and covered in masala sauce, served with a naan bread and/or chips (fries). Popularised by the b3ta newsletter in 2005, where it briefly became a viral meme.

Probably no longer possible to buy at your local chippy, but with only two ingredients it's easy to make at home.
"Hungry enough for a curry?"
"Nah, mate; just gimme a birmingham egg and let's bounce."
by Scatman Dan April 13, 2018
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