Boned

Me at 7am: hey Siri set a sleep alarm for 10am
Siri: haha you are boned
Me: what the hell?
Siri: your alarm has been set for 10am

by andy653 February 12, 2022

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Ebony-bone

This term is a play on the infamous terms, 'red-bone' and 'yellow-bone', but for dark-skinned chicks who are considered to be an 'Exotical';

They usually have red or golden undertones to their dark skin.

"Did you see that pretty Ebony-bone?!"

Ebony-bones are sexy af!

She is so fine!

by Aamich March 18, 2024

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bone buzz

When you get high and feel it in your bones, body hight

Want to get bone buzzed? I’m so hight right now, I’m bone buzzed

by Pseudonymsteph September 2, 2019

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Boned

"Bone-d" Verb. The epitome of getting screwed.

Example:

Boss: "Why are you late for work?"
You: "I got boned"
Boss: "What do you mean?"
You: "Well. For starters I poured my cereal for breakfast then found out there was no milk in the fridge then I left for work an hour early and got stuck in 2 hours of traffic"
Boss: "Ah. Yes indeed. Sounds like you've been getting boned the whole morning"

by thekingofbones June 16, 2017

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baby meat bone bread sandwich

When a skinny person with a small penis whacks off while they have a yeast infection.

“Ey man how’s your yeast infection”

“It’s still pretty bad but I had to give in a jerk off last night. I made a baby meat bone bread sandwich”

by Jrnsmdbebs July 29, 2021

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boned the pig

A metaphor for a TV show that starts out mediocre or even poor before becoming a strong show in later episodes and/or seasons.

The term originates with the show "Black Mirror."

"Community" is my favorite TV show, but it boned the pig and so never developed the following it deserved.

You'll love "Buffy the Vampire Slayer," but be warned that it boned the pig for the better part of a season before finding its stride.

by RiddleRider January 24, 2020

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