Take the pants off the cat

A slang phrase meaning to preface or give context to

"Most fat people like McDonald's and Taco Bell"
"Well let's just take the pants off the cat here obviously most fat people prefer McDonald's but idk about Taco Bell"

by Jukebox Jeremy March 21, 2025

pants beer

when someone pours beer on their junk for no apparent reason

“let’s have a beer”
“no let’s have a pants beer”

* pours beer on their junk*

by maya with the papayas December 9, 2023

Pants

Slang/street terminology traditionally used to reference street heroin, but used with rapidly growing popularity to reference street fentanyl with its growing popularity. Historically pants can refer to any street opioid,. Note* Sides=crystal meth; shirts = crack cocaine.

-Hey bro you got pants?

_Yeah we got pants, sides, and killer shirts yo! I have soft to, buy only pussys still rail that kids baby candy.
-Word, I'm good for shirts n' sides. I only got 2 bills anyways so just a 1/2 ball o' pants.
_I can give ya 1/2 ball and a couples pts of side.
-Right on, this your benzo pants right?
_OF COURSE! Best shit around...put ya on the nod for sure, and have your new custy to OD ratio will be off the charts. I'm getting at least 10 new customers for everyone that drops man!
-Fuckin' rights!!! Oh and I'll take an ounce of soft...
_WHAT? you fucking pussy!

- Shut up! You know I'm cookin shirts bro.
_yeah yeah, that's what they all say

by I have what you need May 28, 2022

Pant Gravel

Pant Gravel, the dried and powdered vaginal discharge found in women's underwear, once left to dry.

Often a pale crusty substance, can be ground and snorted as aphrodisiacs'. (selected individuals who dare)

"Jeeze nan, your 'pant gravel' sent me to the moon, maybe you should wash them, is that how grand-dad died?"

"wow, these could do with a wash, they have 'pant gravel' in them"

"your fanny batter has turned into 'pant gravel'"

by Zero Foxtrot July 20, 2023

ho pants

Any pants which make the wearer look like she's trickin' and trashy.

Selma's ho pants made her look trick, but she considered herself an amateur and was insulted when men asked her price.

by Moby Doug April 25, 2010

pants crouton

When you wipe your butt and you miss a little piece and it stays in your pants.

I was in a rush and now I have a pants crouton

by Johnthefaun October 11, 2015

Pant

Definition 1: Pant - A quick and short breathe often associated with being out of breathe

Definition 2: A Horny Nerd who acts blatantly lewd but will never admit to being sexually aroused.

Not to be confused with Pants, the clothing item, or Panta the drink loved by Kokichi Ouma from Danganronpa V3

Definition 1: Kaede panted from Shuichi’s touch

Definition 2:

Guy 1: did you read Kai's smut fanfic
Guy2: I know, shes such a pant

by PantPantPantPant January 5, 2021