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You but shorten
U are gay, no ur mom is gay
by Niggas be gay January 16, 2023
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nah u gmfu

(Nah U Got me fucked up)

what people say when there's no more Doritos left in the bag.
person: man these doritos BUSSIN
*no more doritos*
person: reaches to get a dorito
Person: nah u gmfu
by valaruh April 1, 2021
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U angry dude

He has a big dick, and is mostly called mr steal your girl.
Cunt 1: Fuck that guy he stole my girl!
Cunt 2: Yeah it u angry dude
by U dead September 18, 2021
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U up?

A text you receive between the hours of 12 and 4 am from somebody that’s been ghosting you all day; initiating that they’d like to talk to you and want you to come over.

They will continue to ghost you after they get what they want.
“Yeah he sent me a ‘u up?’ text last night but I ignored it”

Or

“I caved. He sent me a ‘u up?’ text and I just had to go see him one more time. He hasn’t spoken to me since.”
by MachuPicchu1232 January 7, 2024
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would-u

The “would-u” is a fraction of one….
The “would-u” is an edible entity,
The “would-u” is part of an ancient English social activity (well, of a sort!)
The “would-u” is the last piece of food on the plate.
Take a group of English individuals in a social setting;
apply a selection of nibbles on a plate, and watch each and every morsel (but one) be devoured.
Yes, all but one
As the nibbles gets less and less, there will be only one left.
At this point it becomes something more than its parts – it becomes the “would-u”.

As the “would-u” it seems to gain some magic kudos… It NEVER gets eaten… (well, in its entirety… anyway).

It may get broken in half, but still it is a “would-u”.
It may get its topping removed, but it is still a “would-u”.
It may end up being half of a half of a half, but still as a former shadow of what it and its fellow nibbles were, still the “would-u” remains…
by cool-chindogu August 3, 2011
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no u

Joe: communism is gud

Person: no u
Joe: "dies"
by da real no u April 22, 2019
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Gih meh u mone

Drunk language term for "Give me your money" i like to call it Bapu.
Guy 3: EHHHHH!!! GIH MEH U MONE BOMBOCLOUT HELELLEEH KUMBABABA!!!

Guy 1: Here have some fine ass weed.

Guy 2: Billy, what did you give that drunken jamaican?

Guy 1: Sex pills.
by Swisswaffle56 February 19, 2024
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