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replacing the milk

The act of drinking the milk on Christmas Eve and replacing it with semen.
I hope Santa doesn’t come tonight and start replacing the milk.
by blackbetty010 December 28, 2019
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Milk

Milk is a questionable human being but overall pretty eoic. They tend to listen to Cardi B or 100 gecs. Milk is a very skilled mineshit player and will obliterate you any chance they get
MILK WHY THE FUCK IS MY HOUSE ON FIRE
Milk this is the 87th time youve listened to wap are you okay
and as milk would say,
"WITH THE BIG BOYS OCMING IN ITH THR BIG STUFF FEEL SO CLREAN LIK E AMONEY MACHINE OH YEAH"
by Lazy_Fox September 28, 2020
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Milk and Honey

A book filled with various poems that vsco girls take pictures of to appear intelligent and/or insightful.
Jeez, her vsco is just filled with Milk and Honey quotes.
by Oyvey6969 February 11, 2022
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Cereal milk

When men finish in Jacob morins belly button , pour in 15 cheerios , hand him a spoon , and spank him till he's finished his cereal milk.
Why's Jacob taking to long to get here? ... Cereal milk.
by Nicnasi February 24, 2022
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Choccy Milk

Substance made by God, there is no way to recreate it, other than with the choccy duplicator. Long ago, God sent Adam and Eve the Choccy duplicator to pass down and grow the choccy's population and popularity. The choccy milk is made out of a mix of something called Choccy, a substance sent by pop cat, God's Mascot.
i asked my friend, "Hey chunk, you want a drink?"
he said "Oh yeah, gimme the stuff."
i said "you mean choccy milk?"
he said "ILL TAKE YOUR ENTIRE STOCK!!!!"
by chickweister January 4, 2021
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Clover Valley milk

The worst tasting offbrand milk of all time. You can buy it at Dollar General. Some have said it tastes like powdered milk. Others say it taste like raw mushrooms. Most people say it tastes like it was poisoned. This milk has a flavor not like any of the other milks you can buy. The flavor is an unnatural sickly sweet flavor. All I know is you should never buy this milk or anything Clover Valley branded for that matter. Everyone who has ever tried it or sampled it by itself knows this fact.
Person 1: *pours a glass of milk*
Person 1: *gulp*
*Person 1 spits the drink from out their nose and mouth*
Person 1: You didn't buy that Clover Valley milk again?
Person 2: Yeah, sorry.
by oofman420xd December 14, 2024
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Milk man

Ted nivison. Milkmilkmilkmilkmilkmilkmilkmilkmilkmilkmilkmilkmilkmilkmilkmilkmilkmilkmilkmilkmilkmilkmilkmilkmilkmilkmilkmilkmilkmilkmilkmilkmilkmilkmilkmilkmilkmilkmilkmilkmilkmilkmilkmilkmilkmilkmilkmilkmilkmilkmilkmilkmilkmilkmilkmilkmilkmilkmilk
Person 1: did you watch milk mans new video
Person 2: who?
Person 3: ted idiot.
by Alastair2828 May 24, 2021
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