Mexican Star Wars

An act of homosexual behavior in which two men with erections put on glow-in-the-dark condoms and "fight" each other as if to imitate a lightsaber fight from the Star Wars series (sound effects may be added).

Steven and Giovanni played Mexican Star Wars together last night.

by Zubulu April 13, 2010

Mexican Jumping Beans

When a man cums on a womans breasts, and then slaps the sides and bottoms of the breasts, the sperm drops will bounce up and down.

I gave your sister a bunch of mexican jumping beans.

by A-Wall9 May 26, 2009

mexican face paint

slapping someone withe shit in your hand

i just used mexican face paint on ur sister

by AZ man January 21, 2011

Mexican Butt Bomb

When a girl is defecating during anal intercourse after eating taco bell.

Mexican butt bombs over Baghdad.

by Harry $anchez January 21, 2010

Mexican Stinky Dish

a combination of spit,poo,urine and vomit topped off with a shot of jizz all on your female companions chest

Juan's Girlfriend got AID's due to the fact that she ate his Mexican stinky dish last night

by Sam smitherman April 1, 2008

Mexican birth control

Mexicans, by way of being Catholic, are not allowed to use birth control methods.

Instead, their birth control consists of pulling out before the point of conception.

See example.

Guy: Oh shit, we can't hook up I don't have a condom
Girl: We can just use Mexican birth control
Guy: Fuck yea, thanks Mexico

by kyleatx December 13, 2010

mexican national anthem

"Attention K-mart Shoppers"

Hold off for a sec on ur shoplifting amigos, our national anthem is on

by Wang from Princeton May 13, 2005