Spur of the moment adoption

where a kid is kidnaped by a pedifile or as they like to call themselves a kid lover.

Man1: I didn't know you were adopted.
Man2:yeah it was a spur of the moment adoption.

by deep blue 2012 December 29, 2009

Bee Shutter Moment

Doing something stupid while showing yourself up.

Person 1 : I can see!!!

(falls over)

Person 2 : Haha!! BEE SHUTTER MOMENT!!!!

by Machuus D September 21, 2008

blonde gamer moment

1. a blonde moment, applied to a video game context

2. aa error committed through ditziness or foolishness while playing a video game

3. any kind of error made in gameplay by a player who knows the game well enough to have known better

Example 1:

Rob: "Dude, you forgot to get the Master Materia!"

Steve: "Yeah, man, I know. I had a blonde gamer moment and discarded Bahamut."

Example 2:

"Aeslynn knows the Final Fantasy series very well. She almost never has a blonde gamer moment."

Example 3:

"Aaron accidentally used Cure 3 against Bizarro Sephiroth. What a blonde gamer moment that was!"

by KyuuketsukiMiyu July 7, 2008

Rebecca Black Moment

When you forget the day of the week,and suddenly,Rebecca Black's song "Friday" creates a brainworm in your mind.This can be good or bad,considering that it might not be Friday yet...
This can also be called a TGIF moment.

Harold forgot the day of the week.Then,Rebecca Black took over his mind with her incredibly annoying song "Friday".
Harold:It MUST be Friday!
~this has been a Rebecca Black Moment!~

by Pi-shah July 4, 2011

Top G Moment

Massive L. "Top G" was coined by the likes of misogynist dude-bro twats like Andrew Tate, but swiftly reclaimed at the end of 2022 when Greta Thunberg single-handedly ended his entire career with one tweet.

A: Hey, did you hear about Greta Thunberg and Andrew Tate's twitter beef?
B: No, what's up?
A: Andy Pandy tried to flex and own Greta by bragging about his supercars with tons of emissions on twitter, and she tweeted back at him for him to enlighten her by emailing [e-mail]. Then after 10 hours all Tate could reply was some pathetic video attempting to defend himself but sounding like a butthurt little bitch, and the best part, the icing on the cake, was he revealed a pizza box which helped tip off to the Romanian authorities where he was and he got detained for human trafficking. What a Top G Moment
B: A Top G Moment indeed. 2022 is saved.

by chegbeg December 29, 2022

Heated gamer moment

When you starting raging so hard that you shit yourself

Streamer: shits themself out of anger
Tier 3 sub: guys chill out he just had a heated gamer moment

by Generic Idiot September 8, 2021

Kodak Moment

during head when a girl is doing her job and your just about to "finish" you pull it out of her mouth and bust it on her face. (in the mean time you have prepared a camera sitting on the bathroom counter next to you) and then as she goes to wipe the sticky substance from her face you proceed to say smile and take a picture

Craig: hey bro check this shit out!
Jake: wtf is that? somebody had a bad night haha
Craig: yeah i pulled the old kodak moment on her ass cuz she was pissing me off haha.
hello facebook!!:D

by GSR420 October 15, 2010